Oh. My. God. I wish I had the photos for this. Long story short? It snowed during my entire triathlon yesterday. I am still laughing because I can't even believe I DID it!! So here's the long-ish story:
I got up yesterday at 4:45 am. My tri bag was packed and waiting by the door. I went to take it to the car and there was my sharp intake of air at the temperature outside! Shit! It's cold out here! Then I took my bike to the car. Then I grabbed coffee, peanut butter toast (my normal pre-race breakfast), kissed the still-sleeping Mess Makers and started south. After 45 minutes in the car, it was snowing so hard, I flicked it into 4WD and slowed to 50mph. (If you'll recall, I'm not too fond of cold and driving in the same day.)
Got to the parking lot and just sat in my car, sort of laughing, but fully dreading the bike. I would get out of the pool and then ride in 32 degrees in a tank and tri-shorts. BRRRR. I decided my transition would be slow, and got out my arm warmers and my jacket, my headsweat and my knee warmers, and I even wore socks. I never wear socks for short races!
The swim went well, and I jumped out and went to my transition, which the race director had let us set up on the large (thank God) pool deck. You're not supposed to have anyone touch you during the race, but it was such a small race nobody cared. I had some random woman pull the back of my tri top down over my swim suit and struggled to get socks, shoes, etc. (see above) on a wet body and ran outside and jumped on my bike. Crotchfullasnow, that's what happened! Left and started in at a comfortable 80 rpm and just went in the biggest gear I could handle at 80 the whole way. Feet were completely soaked through from the road slush by mile 2.5. Got to T2 and couldn't work my hands. Literally. Could. Not. Work. My. Hands.
Again, no one is supposed to help you, but by that time I was beyond hope for working my limbs, so I asked some lady to help me on with my running gloves and I pulled on a fleece (FLEECE!) ear warmer. Pulled off my bike knee warmers but kept the arm warmers and tight jacket on. Ran in no socks, which was best for eliminiating blister possibility.
Left for the run and started out feeling great. Felt great the entire run! What a surprise. I think I ran about a 28 for the 5k, which was 2 minutes faster than last year. I'll update this with accurate splits when I see them on the race site.
MISERABLE. I've never before left a race site prior to the final person finishing. This time, I rammed my stuff into my tri bag, put my very dirty bike in the car, and drove on out of there on the heels of about 10 other cars and followed by 10 more.
Now I need to go clean my bike.